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Lawsuit Claims Mariah Carey's Former Assistant Was Assaulted and Peed On at Work Lawsuit Claims Mariah Carey's Former Assistant Was Assaulted and Peed On at Work

This week, news broke that Mariah Carey is suing her former assistant, Lianna Shakhnazaryan for extortion. But Shakhnazaryan is also suing Carey, claiming that she was subject to sexual battery and harassment on the job.

Don't Foist Megyn Kelly on Criminals  Don't Foist Megyn Kelly on Criminals 

Megyn Kelly has no job, $69 million, and jury duty.

Michelle Obama's Becoming Now Every Bit As Popular As Fifty Shades of Grey   Michelle Obama's Becoming Now Every Bit As Popular As Fifty Shades of Grey  

Fifty Shades of Grey and Michelle Obama’s memoir Becoming are two books I never thought I’d mention in the same sentence, but here we are.

Prince Philip Flipped His Range Rover, Should Maybe Consider Hanging Up His Keys Prince Philip Flipped His Range Rover, Should Maybe Consider Hanging Up His Keys

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Queen Elizabeth II, grandfather-in-law to America’s very own Duchess Meghan, and 97-year-old operator of both SUVs and horse-drawn carriages, has flipped his Range Rover but is just fine.

Now Big Boi's Also on Board for the Atlanta Super Bowl Halftime Show Now Big Boi's Also on Board for the Atlanta Super Bowl Halftime Show

After finally finding Maroon 5 a Super Bowl buddy in Travis Scott, the NFL has announced that Big Boi is going to perform as well.

Canadian Air Traffic Controllers Sent Their American Counterparts Sympathy Pizza  Canadian Air Traffic Controllers Sent Their American Counterparts Sympathy Pizza 

More than three weeks into the government shutdown, Canadian air traffic controllers proved that they care more about the workers doing their jobs without pay than the American president.

The Cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2 Is Here, and 'The Mooch' Is the New Omarosa  The Cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2 Is Here, and 'The Mooch' Is the New Omarosa 

Constant exposure to Twitter and The New York Times have left me chronically unable to feel joy, but the closest approximation I can fathom is watching 12 Q-list celebrities attempt to pantomime basic human interactions under twenty-four hour video surveillance for $250k and the thrill of being back on TV.

A Mass Fentanyl Overdose Has Left 1 Dead and 12 Hospitalized in California  A Mass Fentanyl Overdose Has Left 1 Dead and 12 Hospitalized in California 

In Northern California, a “mass causality overdose” caused by fentanyl has left one dead and 12 hospitalized, with four of the victims in critical condition.

It Doesn't Take Freud to Figure Out Why Turtles Might Haunt MacKenzie Bezos's Nightmares   It Doesn't Take Freud to Figure Out Why Turtles Might Haunt MacKenzie Bezos's Nightmares  

In the latest dump of weird, not-quite-sexts from Amazon supervillain, Jeff Bezos, to his alive girlfriend Lauren Sanchez, Bezos revealed that his wife MacKenzie was having nightmares about turtles in the months before the split.

Saturday Night Social: Look at These Pictures of Jane Austen's Relatives  Saturday Night Social: Look at These Pictures of Jane Austen's Relatives 

Am I the only one who thought Jane Austen’s family was at least Pride and Prejudice-level poor?

R. Kelly Survivor Lisa Van Allen: "It's So Good to Be Heard" R. Kelly Survivor Lisa Van Allen: "It's So Good to Be Heard"

Jada Pinkett Smith recently had Lisa Van Allen, who appeared in the docuseries Surviving R. Kelly, on her Facebook Watch series Red Table Talk, where Allen detailed the cycle of abuse she survived during her time with Kelly.

The Folks Who Gave Us Impossible Burgers Are Going to Start Making Steaks  The Folks Who Gave Us Impossible Burgers Are Going to Start Making Steaks 

Impossible Foods, the company responsible for those bloody potato burgers, is going into the steak business.

Plane Banner Urges Sony to 'Drop Sexual Predator R. Kelly ' Plane Banner Urges Sony to 'Drop Sexual Predator R. Kelly '

On January 11, women’s advocacy group UltraViolet flew a plane over Sony’s Culver City, California offices that read, “RCA/Sony: Drop Sexual Predator R. Kelly.”

Patti LaBelle No Longer Slaps Mariah Carey  Patti LaBelle No Longer Slaps Mariah Carey 

This clip of Patti LaBelle on Busy Tonight is my favorite film of 2019.

Music Journalist Touré Accused of Sexual Harassment  Music Journalist Touré Accused of Sexual Harassment 

Touré, one of the journalists who contributed to the documentary Surviving R. Kelly, was accused of sexual harassment by a makeup artist who commented on an Instagram clip featuring Touré condemning Kelly.

Apparently, Corsets Are Just Super Chill Rib Bras Apparently, Corsets Are Just Super Chill Rib Bras

If you can’t wear a suit of armor over it while fighting on horseback, your corset is trash.

R. Kelly's Daughter: 'I Am Well Aware of Who and What He Is'  R. Kelly's Daughter: 'I Am Well Aware of Who and What He Is' 

In the wake of the docuseries Surviving R. Kelly, Kelly’s daughter, Buku Abi, has spoken out about her father, calling him a “monster.”

Brace Yourselves, This Jeff Bezos Scandal Now Involves Dick Pics Brace Yourselves, This Jeff Bezos Scandal Now Involves Dick Pics

Perhaps you were naive enough to think that we could get through this Jeff Bezos news cycle without having to imagine his his penis. Or just maybe, you felt a throbbing in a dark, cynical part of your amygdala that warned you it was just a matter of time.

Nicki Minaj Is Not Having Sex 6 Times a Night, More Like 3 or 4 Nicki Minaj Is Not Having Sex 6 Times a Night, More Like 3 or 4

It is preposterous to suggest that Nicki Minaj is getting dick six times a night. She’s only getting it three times. Four, max.

Rising Esports Star, 'Ellie,' Was Just Some Dude Pretending to Be a Woman Rising Esports Star, 'Ellie,' Was Just Some Dude Pretending to Be a Woman

A female player signed to Overwatch Contenders team Second Wind was recently outed as a man conducting a “social experiment.”

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