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Andrew Rannells Says a Priest Sexually Assaulted Him During Confession as a Teen Andrew Rannells Says a Priest Sexually Assaulted Him During Confession as a Teen

In his new memoir, the incredibly talented actor and singer Andrew Rannells, perhaps best known for his Tony-nominated performance as Elder Price in the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon, writes about being sexually assaulted by a priest as a teenager.

First Female Grand Canyon Park Superintendent Resigns Due to Some Very Bullshit-Sounding Circumstances  First Female Grand Canyon Park Superintendent Resigns Due to Some Very Bullshit-Sounding Circumstances 

Less than three years after being brought on to help end what feds called “a culture of sexual harassment” at Grand Canyon National Park, the park’s first openly gay female superintendent has resigned.

NYU Students at the Center of Viral Chelsea Clinton Video: 'Anti-Muslim Bigotry Must Be Addressed' NYU Students at the Center of Viral Chelsea Clinton Video: 'Anti-Muslim Bigotry Must Be Addressed'

At a March 15 vigil for the victims of the New Zealand mosque massacre, NYU students Leen Dweik and Rose Asaf confronted Chelsea Clinton over a tweet criticizing Rep. Ilhan Omar. Video of the confrontation quickly went viral, sparking both support and outrage. Now, Dweik and Asaf are speaking out about the exchange.

Joe Biden Still A Maybe on The Presidential Bid, but Kirsten Gillibrand Is a Hard Yes Joe Biden Still A Maybe on The Presidential Bid, but Kirsten Gillibrand Is a Hard Yes

Joe Biden is that friend who RSVPs maybe to an event invite and then keeps spamming the group with with messages about how he’ll try to swing by or hopes he can pop in, ostensibly just so someone will reply “We’ll miss you! Hope you can make it!”

Saturday Night Social: Watch Chris Hemsworth Befriend a Quokka  Saturday Night Social: Watch Chris Hemsworth Befriend a Quokka 

There’s one undisputed worst Chris, which by default makes Chris Hemsworth one of the best. That is a fact readily apparent even to teeny tiny marsupials.

Saturday Night Live Embroiled in Pumpkin-Fucking Plagiarism Scandal  Saturday Night Live Embroiled in Pumpkin-Fucking Plagiarism Scandal 

A New York sketch comedy troupe is accusing SNL writers of cribbing their pumpkin orgy material and giving the world not one, but two sketches exploring the hilarity inherent in the idea of putting a dick in a pumpkin.

Despite Being Unable to Spell Menstrual, Scott Lloyd's ORR Tracked Teens' Periods on a Spreadsheet  Despite Being Unable to Spell Menstrual, Scott Lloyd's ORR Tracked Teens' Periods on a Spreadsheet 

Last spring, a judge ruled that incompetent scumbag Scott Lloyd and his shit show Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) could no longer prevent underage refugees from legally seeking abortions. However, new documents suggest after the ruling, he continued to track pregnancies in order to do just that.

Mama June Arrested for Drug Possession  Mama June Arrested for Drug Possession 

Mama June of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and From Not to Hot fame (“fame” is not an accurate descriptor, but the mot juste eludes me) has reportedly been arrested for felony possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia after a domestic dispute at an Alabama gas station.

Yale Dad Who Exposed College Bribery Ring Was Being Investigated for Securities Fraud  Yale Dad Who Exposed College Bribery Ring Was Being Investigated for Securities Fraud 

Apparently, the idea of cheating in order to get kids into the Ivies was a bridge too far for one proud Yale dad who was incidentally being investigated for a “pump-and-dump” investment scheme.

Lupita Nyong'o's Blood Red Contacts Are Very Good Lupita Nyong'o's Blood Red Contacts Are Very Good

The red carpet for a horror movie screening seems like an appropriate place to get weird, and still so few celebrities capitalize on that perfect opportunity. Yet the always sartorially delightful Lupita Nyong’o once again understands there is a time and a place for everything, including contacts that give the illusion…

Lori Loughlin's Daughter Returns Home. No, the Other One.  Lori Loughlin's Daughter Returns Home. No, the Other One. 

As far as we know, Olivia Jade is still on the yacht preparing her tearful explainer video while her sister Isabella Giannulli is home with her parents amid the college admissions bribery fallout.

NBC News President Says Network 'Learned a Lesson' From That Whole Megyn Kelly Thing NBC News President Says Network 'Learned a Lesson' From That Whole Megyn Kelly Thing

At a South by Southwest panel on March 9, NBC News President Noah Oppenheim said the network learned something after paying Megyn Kelly $69 million to stop talking in front of their cameras, though what he thinks they learned is not immediately clear.

Jaguar Attacks Woman Attempting to Take a Selfie at an Arizona Zoo  Jaguar Attacks Woman Attempting to Take a Selfie at an Arizona Zoo 

A woman who jumped a barrier at an Arizona zoo in order to get a selfie with a jaguar was attacked when the animal clawed her through a fence.

J-Rod's Getting Hitched  J-Rod's Getting Hitched 

Another news cycle, another giant-ass celebrity engagement ring posted to Instagram.

'Just Wrestle Me,' Says High School Athlete Whose Male Opponent Forfeited to Avoid Wrestling Her    'Just Wrestle Me,' Says High School Athlete Whose Male Opponent Forfeited to Avoid Wrestling Her   

A high school senior chose to sit out the Colorado state wrestling championships in order to avoid sparring with two opponents who ended up becoming the first female wrestlers to ever place in the tournament.

Unvaccinated Child Infected With Tetanus Spent an Agonizing 6 Weeks in the ICU That Cost Over $800k  Unvaccinated Child Infected With Tetanus Spent an Agonizing 6 Weeks in the ICU That Cost Over $800k 

Thanks to pediatric vaccination programs, Oregon hadn’t had a case of childhood tetanus in 30 years. That changed in 2017, when an unvaccinated 6-year-old boy spent weeks in the ICU and amassed an $800,000 medical bill after contracting the infection, according to a recent case study by the CDC.

Saturday Night Social: Everyone Relax, Mini Horses Still Fly Free Saturday Night Social: Everyone Relax, Mini Horses Still Fly Free

In recent years, a spate of news stories about people flying with unusual support animals has made the topic seem like a problem. I would like to posit a solution: flights that are nothing but support animals, people who need them, and people who enjoy them.

Adnan Syed Will Not Be Getting a New Trial Adnan Syed Will Not Be Getting a New Trial

The Maryland Court of Appeals reinstated Adnan Syed’s conviction on March 8, meaning that he will not get the opportunity to try his case again.

R. Kelly's Former Lawyer Says He Was 'Guilty as Hell' R. Kelly's Former Lawyer Says He Was 'Guilty as Hell'

The attorney who represented R. Kelly in 2008 when he was acquitted in a child pornography case says he definitely did it that time but thinks he’s probably innocent of these new sexual abuse charges.

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