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FIFA Will Investigate Two Switzerland Players For Controversial Goal Celebrations FIFA Will Investigate Two Switzerland Players For Controversial Goal Celebrations

FIFA has announced that it has opened an investigation into Switzerland players Xherdan Shaqiri and Granit Xhaka in light of both players’ politically charged goal celebrations during Switzerland’s 2-1 win over Serbia yesterday.

Little-Known Icelandic Soccer Player Becomes Social Media Sensation Due To His Sexiness Little-Known Icelandic Soccer Player Becomes Social Media Sensation Due To His Sexiness

Coming into the World Cup, not many people had heard of Icelandic winger Rúrik Gíslason. Then he stepped onto the pitch as a substitute for an injured teammate during his country’s match against Argentina and the whole world realized that he is hot as hell.

Toni Kroos Saves Germany's World Cup With Insane Last-Second Golazo

Germany were perilously close to seeing their chances of making it out of their group dwindle to almost nothing. Tied at 1-1 against Sweden, down to ten men with only seconds remaining in regulation, Germany needed a miracle. Then Toni Kroos did what you see above.

Mexico Are Killing It At The World Cup, And All Good U.S. Fans Are Forbidden From Enjoying It Mexico Are Killing It At The World Cup, And All Good U.S. Fans Are Forbidden From Enjoying It

The exhilarating and remarkably good Mexican national team took on South Korea today in a match that I personally, as a true Stars and Stripes-loving American patriot, was absolutely dreading.

Eden Hazard And Romelu Lukaku Have Belgium Cooking With Gas Eden Hazard And Romelu Lukaku Have Belgium Cooking With Gas

Goals have been hard to come by for most teams at the World Cup, but not for Belgium. The Red Devils added another blowout win to their tournament resumé today by plastering Tunisia by a score of 5-2. Once again the Belgian goalfest was led by their two star forwards, Eden Hazard and Romelu Lukaku, both of whom have…

Lionel Messi's Fight Is Almost Over Lionel Messi's Fight Is Almost Over

I wonder how it feels to be Lionel Messi right now, knowing that he’s finally come to the end.

England Accidentally Reveal Starting XI, Blame Media England Accidentally Reveal Starting XI, Blame Media

During an open training session yesterday, England assistant coach Steve Holland was photographed holding notes that appeared to reveal the starting lineup for Sunday’s match against Panama. England don’t want Panama to know this! They don’t want anyone to see those notes. So here they are:

Croatia Expose Argentina As The Greatest Possible Frauds With 3-0 Asskicking Croatia Expose Argentina As The Greatest Possible Frauds With 3-0 Asskicking

Argentina came into their second group-stage game against Croatia today needing to bounce back from a frustrating, leaden 1-1 draw with Iceland. Instead, they got run off the pitch by a determined Croatia side, who spanked them 3-0 thanks to two horrifying defensive errors and one moment of world-class precision from…

Willy Caballero Damns Argentina With Unbelievable Boner Willy Caballero Damns Argentina With Unbelievable Boner

It felt like a goal in today’s Argentina-Croatia match would only come from a defensive error, though it would’ve been hard to predict that the error would be as atrocious as what Willy Caballero just did:

Here Are Some Old Englishmen Doing An Anti-Semitic Soccer Chant And Saluting Hitler Here Are Some Old Englishmen Doing An Anti-Semitic Soccer Chant And Saluting Hitler

According to The Telegraph and journalist Bryan MacDonald, these English fans went to a pub in Stalingrad after Monday’s England-Tunisia World Cup match and celebrated England’s win by doing anti-Semitic chants.

Extremely Cool World Cup Fan Lights Cigarette With His Wallet

Is this guy at today’s Iran-Spain match using a damn wallet to light his cig? Why yes, he is. It must be one of those magic flame wallets. No, seriously, they exist.

Cristiano Ronaldo's New Goal Celebration Makes Him Look Like A Big Dweeb Cristiano Ronaldo's New Goal Celebration Makes Him Look Like A Big Dweeb

Cristiano Ronaldo is not “cool.” It’s a little strange because he has many of the traits commonly associated with coolness—he’s famous, successful, cocky, handsome, has a body that looks like it was carved out of marble, has dated a number of the most gorgeous women in the world, etc.—and yet the overall package is…

Russia Is The Highest Scoring Team In The World Cup. INVESTIGATE?! Russia Is The Highest Scoring Team In The World Cup. INVESTIGATE?!

Yesterday Russia beat Egypt 3-1, and have now formally clinched a spot in the Round of 16 thanks to Uruguay’s victory earlier today. In fact, out of all the teams in this World Cup, it is the host country of Russia—ranked 70th overall by FIFA, behind the likes of Guinea, the Cape Verde Islands, and Burkina Faso—that…

Here It Is, The World Cup's Greatest And Most Shameless Dive

Portugal essentially ended Morocco’s World Cup this morning with a frustrating 1-0 win. Ronaldo scored off of a corner kick in the fourth minute, and Morocco couldn’t find the back of the net despite creating several great chances. Because Portugal are Portugal, they stalled out the end of the game with several …

Burger King Is Sorry It Offered Russian Women Lifetime Whoppers If They Get Impregnated By World Cup Stars Burger King Is Sorry It Offered Russian Women Lifetime Whoppers If They Get Impregnated By World Cup Stars

An official social media account for Burger King in Russia posted a promotion this morning promising a reward of 3 million Rubles ($47,000) and a lifetime supply of Whoppers for any Russian woman who got pregnant with the child of a World Cup player.

Americans Are Playing In The World Cup, Just Not For Our Shit-Ass National Team Americans Are Playing In The World Cup, Just Not For Our Shit-Ass National Team

This was always going to be a terrible World Cup for Americans, seeing as our boys choked like a bunch of chump-ass pissbabies and didn’t qualify for the tournament. However, the tournament hasn’t been completely devoid of American soccer excellence. It’s just that none of that American excellence actually plays for…

Senegal's M'Baye Niang Scores The Sneakiest Goal You'll Ever See

If you’ve never seen a goal like the one M’Baye Niang just scored for Senegal against Poland, you’re not alone. This is one of the most ridiculous and hilarious and brilliant stealth goals I’ve ever seen.

Can James Rodríguez One-Up Himself And Lead Colombia Even Deeper Into The World Cup? Can James Rodríguez One-Up Himself And Lead Colombia Even Deeper Into The World Cup?

Colombia have talent all over the pitch. Their back line is led by two young and already studly central defenders, their midfield options offer a good mix of defensive solidity and experience with attacking verve and youth, their striker is great and so is their right winger. So it’s not like James Rodríguez, the…

Oh Cool, We're Doing The "Puto" Controversy Again Oh Cool, We're Doing The "Puto" Controversy Again

Mexico supporters pulled out the “Ehhhh.....Puto!” chant once again in their 1-0 World Cup win over Germany on Sunday, with the homophobic slur audible on the TV broadcast during Manuel Neuer’s goal kicks. The chant is potentially going to earn the Mexican federation another fine from FIFA, which is investigating the…

Harry Kane Saves England With Dramatic 91st-Minute Winner Harry Kane Saves England With Dramatic 91st-Minute Winner

The first 90 minutes of England’s World Cup opener played out how many fans feared they would. Harry Kane easily found the back of the net in the first 11 minutes after a powerful John Stones header was batted right onto his feet, but England were brought back to Earth quickly. In the 34th minute, Kyle Walker left his…

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